Why So Awkward?

Terribly, horribly awkward

One look at me, and you'd think - "This guy has no business running."

One conversation with me, and you'll know - "Okay, so this guy's clearly not smart enough to know that he has no business running."

Still, like a drunk newborn deer learning to walk for the first time, I run.  To that end, I prefer to run on technical, single track as it allows me to blame my wild gait on the terrain and not my inability to not look like a wild-eyed spasmodic man-bear-pig.